Kobe made his dad go Philly

Brand new Sparks (that’s a WNBA team) coach Jellybean Bryant got into a shouting match with players and coaches from the Houston Comets when one of the girls took a cheap shot at one of the other girls.

It was an old-fashioned soccer leg whip,” Bryant told the Los Angeles Times. “I asked Tina, ‘What did you do?’ She said, ‘Oh, she flopped.’ I said, ‘I know you’re a better player than that.’ And then Van came up and questioned me talking to his player. Then I went Philly on him.

Oh, man.

Oh geez.

This is tough.

We can’t do it.

Aw, what the hell – remember when Kobe went Philly on that girl?

Cease-and-desists can be set to the email over there. By the way, nobody has said it yet, but we told you already this is going to be Kobe’s fault for some reason.