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Tractor Traylor has a rare condition

by The Cavalier on August 31, 2005 · 1 comment

pancakes.jpgIn what has sent shockwaves through insider circles of the NBA (ones we don’t run in btw), Robert “Tractor” Traylor has failed his physical, preventing him from joining the New Jersey Nets as a free agent.

Nets GM Rod Thorn did not release details of the medical exam, although speculation is that Traylor has a mysterious condition known as “holy crap I ate 247 pancakes every day this summer and twice on Sundays-itis”.

It’s also possible that New Jersey just uses some crappy doctors that can’t generate a “pass” result for a physical.

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