Eddy Curry is doing something

by The Cavalier on September 27, 2005 · 2 comments

curryjumpshot.jpgWe’ve covered the whole Eddy Curry/Chicago Bulls standoff a little bit. For a more detailed history, head on over to the Blog-a-Bull – they also have a link to the legal analysis all of the good sites (i.e. not us) are linking to.

We have no idea how this strange story ends (actually, with our time machine we DO), but there’s one question that nobody is asking. What is Eddy Curry, he of the questionable motivation and historically bad work ethic, actually DOING right now? The choices:

1) Workiing out with a vengeance, knowing that this is the year he has to prove his worth to the Bulls and the NBA.
2) Silently brooding at home, getting fat.
3) Loudly brooding at home, getting fat.
4) Medium level brooding at home, getting fat.
5) Loudly brooding (not at home), getting fat.
6) Medium level brooding (not at home), getting fat.

Our sources tell us that if Eddy broods silently, it’s always at home, hense the missing silent/not-at-home choice. Email us your pick, and we’ll post the results in today’s EXPLOSIONS.


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