Can do — Watch basketball. Reminisce. Stalk Phil Jackson. Clean own dentures. Walk 400 miles to school barefoot in the snow.
Can’t do — Play nice with Kobe. Bench press 800 pounds. Write objectively.
Must do — Find nursing home. Retire.
Prognosis — Rosen will continue to hate his way through his contract with Fox, at which point he will move on down to CBS Sportsline, then About.com, then a blog, then crazy ramblings on message boards, finally ending his career by staring at a wall and mumbling about what a great dribbler Bob Cousy was.
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