The Big Rapper appears on a new mix CD from DJ Kay Slay titled either “Beef II” or “Crazy Beefin”. Maybe you get to choose, but the website doesn’t make it clear. A browse around the interwebs led us to this thread on Club Lakers, where you can get six pages (and growing) of discussion about this lyric:
“They told me Shaq you a baller, stay away from the streets, thats why I bang on fake ass Jordan and bang on beats”
In this scenario the “I” is Shaquille O’Neal and the “fake ass Jordan” is Kobe Bryant.
And that’s not all – apparently Shaq also takes a crack at Ben Wallace, Skillz disses Shaq, Lil’ Flip disses T.I (who you know had it coming), Street Boy disses Paul Wall, and – look, we were going to buy this, but we can’t figure out what the hell anything on that CD is talking about. You know what else? This doesn’t even happen on “Beef II/Crazy Beefin”. It’s on this other CD, Celebrity Status II.
Please understand our confusion is only because we come from a small town in Ohio, where Mommy gave us cookies behind the white picket fence if we got our chores done on time. When we see a CD called “Crazy Beefin” and/or “Beef II”, somewhere inside we hope it’s Shaq rapping about steak, or even the cattle ranching industry as a whole.
We do know what “fake ass Jordan” means, though! Merry Christmas!
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