Short scary EXPLOSIONS 09.07.05

[Bringing it swiftly, directly, and with a burst of passive-aggressive anger when necessary.]

Marbury_365_050906 copy.jpgWe’ll soon go back to trashing Stephon Marbury’s game as usual, but today he broke down in tears while discussing the Katrina disaster, then stated his intention to donate up to $1M personally.

Jon Heyman at Newsday talks about it.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar talks to the media about the impossible mission of making players of Kwame Brown and Andrew Bynum. That’s only our interpretation of his words.

Eddy Curry’s agent asks for a sign-and-trade, as the strangest free agency journey in history continues.

The NBA Source blog confuses us by making NFL predictions.

A few readers have emailed in to ask why we’ve changed to a smaller picture of the Commish in our daily EXPLOSIONS. The simple answer is “because he told us to.” The more complicated answer makes us cry.


2 Responses to “Short scary EXPLOSIONS 09.07.05”

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  2. 2 Anonymous

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