Mad Libs: Utah Jazz

Boozer _____ his _____

By Tim _____
Deseret _____ News

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Jazz _____ Carlos Boozer has increased his _____ activity but still isn’t _____ full-time, trainer _____ said _____.
_____ said Boozer, who hasn’t _____ since straining his _____ during the second session of _____ _____ workouts on Oct. 8, took part in _____ drills but not full-contact _____ Monday.
“We’ll see how he _____,” Briggs _____.
Regardless of _____, though, Boozer has been deemed “_____” for the Jazz’s preseason _____ tonight vs. the Los Angeles _____ at _____ Pond in Anaheim, Calif., and Wednesday night at _____.
Briggs wants Boozer to _____ in a full _____ before _____ his first _____.
That means Boozer probably will have only one _____ to _____ in a _____, Friday night _____ at the Delta Center — and even that is not a _____.
“In a _____ you’d like to get him _____ _____ the Denver game,” Briggs said, “but we’ll have to _____ that _____.”
Boozer was the Jazz’s leading _____ last season, but he also missed the _____ final _____ games with a strained _____.
The Jazz open the _____ Nov. 2 at _____ Dallas.

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Boozer eats his children

By Tim Keanu
Deseret Gay News

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Jazz homo Carlos Boozer has increased his beastiality activity but still isn’t fornicating with sheep full-time, trainer hamburger said to some people.
Hamburgers said Boozer, who hasn’t banged since straining his ass during the second session of big hambuger workouts on Oct. 8, took part in staplers drills but not full-contact beastiality Monday.
“We’ll see how he stinks,” Briggs threw up all over everyone.
Regardless of hamburgers, though, Boozer has been deemed “gay” for the Jazz’s preseason jello mold tonight vs. the Los Angeles police at hamburgers Pond in Anaheim, Calif., and Wednesday night at ass.
Briggs wants Boozer to Spider-Man in a full ooops before Britney Spears’ baby his first Atlanta Falcons.
That means Boozer probably will have only one apple to Apple Jacks in a apple strudel, Friday night Cece Boozer at the Delta Center — and even that is not a smart person.
“In a paper shredder you’d like to get him dead for the Denver game,” Briggs said, “but we’ll have to hamburgers that dumbass.”
Boozer was the Jazz’s leading sheep-banger last season, but he also missed the retarded final hamburgers games with a strained face.
The Jazz open the Hulk TV show Nov. 2 at Patrick Ewing Dallas.