The 05-06 Spurs are #30
Published by The Cavalier October 31st, 2005 in 05-06 Preview, San Antonio Spurs
At last we’ve come to the end of our 2005-06 NBA Preview, and somehow we managed to do it on the exact day before the season starts. Dumb luck? Crafty math? Both?
Regardless, we finish with the worst, and most boring, team in the entire league. How boring are they? So much so that we literally have come up with nothing to say about them, forcing us to rehash the questions San Antonians are asking about their beloved Spurs.
1. Will there be enough minutes for everyone?
Of course.
2. Will Manu Ginobili repeat as an All-Star?
Yeah.
3. Is this an experienced team? Or just an old one?
Yes to the first, no to the second.
4. Will the Spurs ever become good free-throw shooters?
Does it matter?
5. Will Duncan ever wear a sport coat?
They don’t even touch on the championship question! It’s like a given, and they’re teasing us all with it. We’re burnt out just thinking about the Spurs - there’s nothing interesting, controversial, or funny about them. We surrender, ending our preview with a whimper.
Predicted record: 0-82
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