Once can be accounted for as simply odd, but this is the second mysterious ache and pain in the NBA this week.
[LeBron James] began experiencing pain Tuesday. But he was baffled about how he was injured in an exhibition game Monday night against Washington.
“I don’t know where it came from,” James said. “I don’t remember getting elbowed in the chest. I woke up yesterday morning and it was hurting. It’s something I’ve never felt before.”
First Indiana’s David Harrison. Now King James gets hit. We’re developing a list of suspects, although since neither Harrison nor Bron has spoken out against suits, our first guess is a bit shaky.
Unless…this is supposed to distract us from discovering the real target.
Everyone remain calm.
As a precaution, put on your suits.
Investigations are ongoing into this sexy mystery villian, whom Shaquille O’Neal has dubbed “The Big Voodoo”.
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