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Bruce Willis EXPLOSIONS 11.15.05

by The Cavalier on November 15, 2005

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Well, well, well. Who would have thought that big-time celebrity Bruce Willis would be the big winner in our NY Knicks Crossword Puzzle Contest? Congratulations!

Cleveland-Washington is one of the bigger games tonight, plus Cavs coach Mike Brown rolls around on the ground playing Pokeman.

What’s more embarrassing for the Jazz? Shooting a record-low 29% from the field or losing to the Knicks at home because of it?

Enter this Bruce Willis haiku contest and win some sort of British fruit food item.

The Tar Heel has been writing YAYcollege! since all the way back in 1869.

Rockets assistant Patrick Ewing wants a full head of gray hair.

The Sentinel says that Steve Francis is like a whole new player. Um…we watched him the other night, and he still looks erratic, overemotional, and out of control.

The city of Sacramento is redefining itself as “home to average basketball”.

ESPN’s Power Rankings place the Cavs at 10 and the Rockets all the way down at 22. Detroit wins.

Niketalk posters are designing their own shoes, and it’s ain’t pretty.

Some of them are based on Sin City. (Official Bruce Willis tie-in.)

Paris Hilton broke up with her boyfriend. What – it’s a slow NBA news day, okay?

The Pacers have a crisis: far too many guys who can play.

Bruce Willis has offered $1M to anyone who can capture Osama Bin Laden. That’s probably the only time we’ll ever link to “albawaba.com”, so enjoy it.

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