Dan Shanoff EXPLOSIONS 11.04.05

Dan Shanoff, who always drops some good NBAness over at his Daily Quickie on ESPN.com, here is reimagined casually walking the streets with Ben Affleck and Ben Affleck’s new weirdo moustache.

We got that Dan Shanoff picture from this site, where the Harvard alumni were given strict instructions to NOT SMILE under any circumstances.

We would bet $4M Shanoff-bucks that Dan Shanoff is following Mark Cuban’s developing feud with Charles Barkley and Kenny the Jet.

Did Dan Shanoff watch Rick Fox on UPN’s Love, Inc. last night? Did anyone?

Bill Simmons, who is Dan Shanoff’s brother-in-Page 2, now has up his full NBA preview. Bash away, haters.

Speaking of Page 2 people, what could Dan Shanoff tell us about that cute little Rachel Nichols? She quite simply looks naughty every time we see her on TV. We know that’s a horrible word, but it’s all we’ve got.

What did Dan Shanoff think about Kurt Cobain 10 years after his death? Hidden somewhere on this blog is a link that will tell you!

In other Dan Shanoff trivia, a GIS for Dan Shanoff will lead you to this model’s homepage, where no direct connection can be made to the man. The chick does manage to look like 4 completely different people in 4 pictures, though.

Surely Dan Shanoff would want to know about hot lesbian action between Queen Latifah and Laila Ali, wouldn’t he?

If you’ve already forgotten, Dan Shanoff has something Quickie to say about the Pacers win over the Heat last night.

Finally, ponder this over the weekend – if the internet were Fight Club, and it was us vs. Dan Shanoff, who would win? Our answer: nobody. When two such colossal talents do battle, the only possible result is the Earth’s total and complete collapse.