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ESPN might have a crazy person working for them

by The Cavalier on November 1, 2005

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We’ve finally made our way through the ESPN preview. As we struggled through the last few pieces of it, we were blindsided by the startling discovery that despite history, karma, the roster, and the other teams being better, new man on the Bristol campus Chris Sheridan has picked the Los Angeles Clippers to win the Pacific Division.

Before we lock him away with the other lunatics we know, let’s go to the LAC team preview capsule to see what exactly his rationale is.

How can you not like a lineup that includes Brand, Maggette, Mobley and Cassell? If the latter three can remember to get the ball to Brand on a steady basis, there’s enough talent and barely enough depth here to win a weak division.

How can we not like that lineup? Um…pretty easily? Sheridan might not be completely nuts, as he does pick LeBron for MVP, along with 4 of the other 16 voters. Duncan comes in second with 4 votes.

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