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EXPLOSIONS resulting from the start of the season 11.01.05

by The Cavalier on November 1, 2005

injured nba.jpgThe Commish told us to tell you it’s coming up on last call to get your BPR applications in. If you need one, or don’t know what the hell we’re talking about, go over there and see or shoot us an email.

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Stephen A. Smith tries to be optimistic about the 76ers chances, and says it banks on everyone around AI. We think it banks on the staff of the local med centers.

PTI’s Michael Wilbon writes for newpaper thingies, if you weren’t aware. Today he says the balance of power is heading East.

The Spurs will get their rings on TNT tonight before their game against the Nuggets.

The autopsy says Jason Collier had a heart problem. No shit – didn’t he die of a heart attack?

Jerry West will stick with his new-look Grizzlies for two more years.

It was extention day in the NBA yesterday – the Wizards’ Caron Butler got hooked up with a 5-year deal, too.

You never knew it until just now, but all your life you’ve been waiting for lifesize Darth Vader and Yoda statues carved out of butter.

Brian Windhorst in the Beacon Journal breaks the dam on the fake injuries in the NBA.

We just found these guys yesterday and really like them. Notes From a Basketball Junkie has 15 questions for the new season, including claims that Shareef Abdur-Raheem’s knee is haunting people.

To finish, we’re going to say something very real and heartfelt. As this new month and new season begins, we want to promise you something. From here on out, and we really mean this, we’re not going to take everything so damn seriously. To a new beginning!

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