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Kobe is a daddy again

vanessa.jpgCongrats to the Bryants, who are due to have their second child in May. It’s just another in a long string of perfect moments for this perfect couple, who have never had any problems.

“In addition to their excitement, Kobe and Vanessa have been sharing a lot of laughs because after hitting game-winning shots for the Lakers, Kobe has been making late-night food runs for his wife’s pregnancy cravings, only to get home with the food and find out her craving has changed,” [spokesman Rob] Pelinka said.

After making that statement, we picture Rob hanging up the phone, pulling out a gun, a bottle of pills, and a noose, then doing some serious thinking. No surprise that this all came originally from Entertainment Tonight.

Is this a good time to bring up Vanessa’s nose job? Not that we care - she’s made herself into a poor man’s Angelina Jolie, and we’re not complaining.


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