LeBron’s new shoes are seducing you with mellow mood music

To be released on the 17th…

This is where they tried to trick us into putting their clever text in, but we’ve outsmarted them. We’re not just going to put stuff up because Nike.com put a little ‘blog this” thing to make us feel special and then…oh.

So we’re total suckers. Who cares – look at the elaborate packing that goes into the limited edition Chinese version, with little statues and stamps and stuff. Also available soon is the LeBron action figure with stick up its butt.