We’ve had it. Between the mighty mjd, Deadspin, The Wizznutzz, The New York Times, and a whole bunch of other places, the Michael Jordan trashing has driven us to [insert your overly-dramatic word for "anger" that is more effective than "anger" here. Don't use "the store". That would be funny, but this is a serious post.].
This is Michael Jordan. Yes, the man permanently scarred us once upon a time, but that doesn’t mean he deserves all of this. What – because he has a new book? Because he’s private? Because we’re manipulated into buying 7 pairs of new Jordans every single year? We like being manipulated in that way, okay?
Look at the pictures. Try to remember. That includes reader Dominic, who sent us this:
Michael Jordan is not God, and Charles Barkley is not the devil.
Jesus Christ is Lord.
Dominic, if you go back and read that post again, we clearly established that Michael Jordan is god, and Oprah is the devil. Charles Barkley is like Moses or something.
BE NICE TO MJ. EVERYTHING YOU HAVE HEARD IS WRONG, UNLESS IT’S SOMETHING GOOD.
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