Damon Jones is getting new shoes
Published by The Cavalier December 7th, 2005 in Cleveland Cavaliers, Endorsements
According to the Cleveland Plain Dealer, the black Brad Pitt is going to sign a deal to wear Li-Ning shoes and apparel. The company, whose logo looks like an adapted Nike swoosh, is owned by a former Olympic gymnast, and the black Brad is excited to be linking up with them.
“They’re an awesome company, and they’ve been great so far,” Jones said. “It was a situation where I didn’t have a shoe contract coming into the year, and I was searching around, and I felt that being different, as I am, I thought it would be a good move to market myself in a different light.”
“They felt with my personality and my glamorous looks that I could bring a little pop to the brand,” said Jones, who expects his own signature shoe by next season.
Jones would be the first NBA player to wear Li-Ning, and also the first person ever to wear Li-Ning. Nah, we don’t want to go all ugly American on you, even though we totally are. Li Ning is huge in China, and with all signs saying the country will rule the Earth by next August or so, the Black Brad Pitt is merely putting his foot into the assimilation pool early.
Hey Brad - that leg kick ain’t glamorous, pal. We don’t care if Magic did it; cut it out and D up a little.
D up is right. That man is awful on defense not to mention his (un)slick shooting the past two games. If that boy don’t step it up I say send him off to the land of Li-Ning.