Jason Richardson might make the band
Published by The Cavalier December 13th, 2005 in GS Warriors, All-Star Games, Teams we neglect
Shannon, and Shannon’s headIn an effort to even out our coverage from “every single team but the Warriors” to a more fair “we’ll talk about the Warriors once a month”, we looked around and found that the Mercury News is blandly suggesting that Jason Richardson has a legit shot to make the All-Star team. This reminded us why we generally go to The City for our Golden State fix - he’s agreed to ask Derek Fisher about Mamba’s tights next time he goes to practice.
All this talk of the Warriors got us thinking - while most people will tell you that Aubrey is the star of Making the Band 3, we’re throwing our weight in with Shannon Bex, just like this person here.
That would suck if Shannon doesn’t make the group just because Diddy thinks she and Aubrey cancel each other out. Shannon isn’t as famewhorish as Aubrey, and doesn’t look like she’s been rode hard and put away wet. Aubrey has gone too far with the overtanning and reminds me now of an aging Farrah Faucett
Aubrey is a soloist whereas Shannon (although she can sing well enough on her own) is more of a fit for a group. She can sing and dance, she works it out. Shannon has a hunger about her that you don’t see in Aubrey, too.
Diddy is nothing if nothing completely reasonable, and both Aubrey and Shannon did, in fact, make the band. In a totally lucky coincidence, Shannon used to be a Blazers dancer before she went on the TV show Fame. We can verify that we watched her on that show, and stated at the time we wanted to have sex with her, so this isn’t bandwagon jumping.
Wrapping up, much like Shannon, Jason Richardson also “works it out” and is the good fit to Baron Davis’s overtanned famewhore. There. We finally stopped neglecting the Warriors.
What is going on with with the layout?
Nutso…Somebody needs a makeover.
Not a fan of it? What would you like to see different? We’re still tweaking.
hmmm…what would I like to see???
well color couldn’t hurt to start. This stark white is killing my eyes.
Too much John Tesh is never enough, just felt like that needed to be said.
I liked the swirlies pattern on the old design. Made it feel modern and funky like that girl you see in soho that might be fun to go to bed with but will probably smell bad when she takes her shirt off.
I have to go, House is on.
Good luck
-MattB
ok House is over.
I got it…you should highlight Daisy does america.
it’s a sit com that is so hilaritous cus it’s like us but it’s like from somewhere else and made by Rosanne and dan arquette.
Totally cool!
Go away I’m mad about the Cavs.
cheer up…Atlanta beat the cavs…
They beat all the great team (expect the Celts…arse).
Ricky > Bron.
I totally messed up.
I meant the Hawks beat the C’s, Spurs and Cavs…All the great teams.
dOHD
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