Jason Richardson might make the band

Shannon, and Shannon’s headIn an effort to even out our coverage from “every single team but the Warriors” to a more fair “we’ll talk about the Warriors once a month”, we looked around and found that the Mercury News is blandly suggesting that Jason Richardson has a legit shot to make the All-Star team. This reminded us why we generally go to The City for our Golden State fix – he’s agreed to ask Derek Fisher about Mamba’s tights next time he goes to practice.

All this talk of the Warriors got us thinking – while most people will tell you that Aubrey is the star of Making the Band 3, we’re throwing our weight in with Shannon Bex, just like this person here.

That would suck if Shannon doesn’t make the group just because Diddy thinks she and Aubrey cancel each other out. Shannon isn’t as famewhorish as Aubrey, and doesn’t look like she’s been rode hard and put away wet. Aubrey has gone too far with the overtanning and reminds me now of an aging Farrah Faucett

Aubrey is a soloist whereas Shannon (although she can sing well enough on her own) is more of a fit for a group. She can sing and dance, she works it out. Shannon has a hunger about her that you don’t see in Aubrey, too.

Diddy is nothing if nothing completely reasonable, and both Aubrey and Shannon did, in fact, make the band. In a totally lucky coincidence, Shannon used to be a Blazers dancer before she went on the TV show Fame. We can verify that we watched her on that show, and stated at the time we wanted to have sex with her, so this isn’t bandwagon jumping.

Wrapping up, much like Shannon, Jason Richardson also “works it out” and is the good fit to Baron Davis’s overtanned famewhore. There. We finally stopped neglecting the Warriors.