Kevin Garnett has gay fans

KG’s fans rulezSince we became aware of the large contingent of YAYsports! fans in Minnesota, we’ve been trying to find something interesting to write about the Timberwolves. Despite the team’s recent surge, the local papers offer nothing but stories of Jaric/Casey trust and other insights into places to dance in Minneapolis.

What to do in this time of crisis? Go to Kevin Garnett’s website, where we continue to be bored. Well, until we got to the official message board, where the only thread with more than a few posts is this brilliant thread titled “KGRulez”, which is possibly the most important, informative series of 14 posts we’ve ever read. We’ll reprint the important, most analytical parts here.

KG is da greatest playa
Yes!!! KG is the BEST!!!
KG is the man…
kevin is superman. FLAWLESS apperance, skill and personality!!!
If you want to say something about KG please send the message I will be very thankful yours!
Hi, I want to be your friend you know Garnett is a Superman! Email me or answer to this thread
Hey gays, KG is the man. This year we’ll be the champions!
thank you very much for your message. I am sure we will be a good friends.
See Kevin Dunk at Timberwolves.com Kevin You are Really â„–1! Enjoy and Wish you all the best!
KG IS GOD, SON.

That’s it, kids – the biggest thread on the Official Kevin Garnett Message Board. If you’re looking for hot Minnesota Timberwolves excitement, you can go there, make a good friend, and get called gay. Next in our series of “Teams We Neglect”, the Orlando Magic. Surely a trip to Steve Francis’s message board won’t have people getting called gay, will it?