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This is LeBron JamesIt’s December 30th, and the NBA has given LeBron James a special birthday gift - the second round of All-Star voting results. King James is currently sitting second among all Eastern Conference players behind Shaq. He’s first among East forwards by a huge margin over Indiana’s Jermaine O’Neal, which pretty much assures his starting spot in the game for the second straight year.

LeBron “officially” celebrated a couple night ago with a formal charity dinner for 65 guests. We’re assuming he re-celebrated last night in a non-public and much more entertaining fashion. If anyone knows anything about it, send us an email.

As for us, we again combined our celebration of Bron’s birthday with New Year’s Eve for the third year in a row. It’s going great so far - we got this email from one of our friends just a few minutes ago.

Dude wtf is wrong with you?

Also, where are you? Your car is in a tree in my backyard. Either get it down or pay to get it down or something. I hope you get this email…I called your phone but some woman speaking Chinese or Japanese answered. I couldn’t understand what she was saying, but there was a gunshot in the background and I think I heard horses too? Are you even in the US? Do you have my wallet? Why do you act like this???

Those are all great questions, and the answers are totally unknown to us! We did bring our laptop apparently, and whatever this dark room is we’re in has a wireless connection. We do hear voices, but the ceiling is only 5 feet, so we’re really not sure what’s going on.

Happy Birthday, LeBron!