Marcus Camby is rough and rugged

Marcus & his inner warriors

We didn’t get to watch the Cavaliers’ victory over Denver until almost midnight last night, so when they went down 17-7, we let ourselves drift off to sleep, waking up here and there in some kind of delirium. Because of this, somewhere we missed that the NBA’s leading rebounder, Marcus Camby, was out with a sprained pinkie finger.

Now, we all know about Marcus and his fragile rep – he’s only played in 62% of the games he’s been eligible for in his career so far. A sprained pinkie? Sprained? Marcus – we actually sprained our little toe once (which is like the foot-equivalent of a pinkie finger). You know what we did on that foot? Do you want to hear what we accomplished with a sprained little toe?

We went to the doctor and got crutches, then cried until our mom made us soup and put sheets on the living room sofa, effectively making it into a hospital bed. What we’re trying to say is get well soon, Marcus. We’re with ya.