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Stephon Marbury and Larry Brown are in love

by The Cavalier on December 30, 2005 · 4 comments

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Steph and Larry have taken a break from writing love poems to each other in order to stop talking to each other all together. This latest round stems from Marbury only taking 7 shots in Wednesday’s loss to Orlando.

“I don’t need to talk to him,” Marbury said. “He needs to come and find me and tell me what he wants me to do, if that’s what he feels is the case. He didn’t say one word to me about (Wednesday) night.”

When asked about the state of their relationship,” Marbury said, “No comment. I’m not answering that question.”

Marbury then added the ever-popular “I’m getting paid either way” statement, just to make sure everyone hates him. Larry Brown, to be fair, is also a complete jack-ass, and is turning to powerhouse free agent signee Jerome James for extra offense. Isiah Thomas has retreated to the shadows to try to avoid taking blame for the Knicks’ 7-20 record, at least for this week.

Related – Father Knickerbocker says “I told you so”. Peter Vecsey also weighs in with something completely unreadable.

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1 Natalie December 31, 2005 at 2:38 am

Come on, we knew this was coming I just didn’t think it would be this quick but I guess that has something to do with the Knicks record.

2 The Cavalier December 31, 2005 at 6:24 am

True, but I like to pretend I broke this story. I’m a reporter!

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