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InsideHoops recently sat down with Damon Jones to ask him all about his claims that he’s the greatest shooter in the world. We’ve always liked InsideHoops because they once said this about us:

“Without YAYsports!, oxygen and hydrogen would not form water molecules, and life on planet Earth would cease to exist.”

While that’s completely true, it’s also clever and full of fun and things that behave like fun. Anyway, the questions they asked Damon are great – we don’t think enough people utilize Damon Jones and his ability to generate good copy. Of course, what we consider good copy and what regular people consider good copy differ in many ways.

InsideHoops.com: OK, now let’s say you shoot a three, and somehow it doesn’t go in. Should the refs immediately stop the game and replace the basketball?

Damon Jones: No, they should blow the whistle, because when I miss I got fouled.

InsideHoops.com: [Talking to Donyell Marshall] He says you’re the fifth best three-point shooter on the planet. He’s number one.

Donyell Marshall: Who’s two, three and four?

Damon Jones: Me, in my younger days.

InsideHoops.com: So you’re number one now, and two, three and four is you at various younger stages in your life?

Damon Jones: Yes.

We weren’t there obviously, but we’re guessing that Damon’s “yes” was delivered completely straight to hilarious affect. Go read the whole interview and then email Insidehoops and tell them how nice they are. By the way, we’ll be experimenting with that whole molecule thing later this afternoon by shutting down the site for an hour, so you’re all probably going to die around 3 eastern time.