Tracy McGrady has a kid

Hilariousness not presentDuring halftime of the Rockets-Jazz game last night, T-Mac had to leave to go watch his fiancee give birth. Houston fell apart without him (Yao is still out, too) and the Jazz went on to win 82-74. This shows us two things. One, Tracy McGrady is not sterile. Two, the Jazz don’t talk to each other at all.

“Family comes first,” Utah’s Andrei Kirilenko said. “I just want to congratulate Tracy. It’s good for him, but it was not good for the Houston Rockets.”

“I don’t know what happened,” [Jazz forward Mehmet] Okur said of McGrady’s abrupt exit. “We don’t worry about those things. It was a good win for us on the road.”

Maybe Tracy called up AK47 to let him know what was going on, and then told him to keep it a secret from Okur. We’re not sure, but we do know that the baby boy’s name is Laymen Lamar, which translates into “simpleminded gay dude from Revenge of the Nerds“.