Erin Barry is hot

HelloWe were over reading John Hollinger’s chat wrap, and he mentioned that Brent Barry probably wouldn’t report if the Spurs tried to move him elsewhere. This seemed kind of strange, but then we remembered the perfect life and family he has in San Antonio.

We did some checking, and it could very well be that his beautiful wife Erin is who would actually refuse to leave SA. She’s in charge of a child abuse prevention charity in the area, which is exactly the type of nice thing we would expect from her. We’re a bit smitten with the woman – she’s super-beautiful in that nice way, not in that Carmen Electra way.

If we could only tell her somehow…but that’s probably not why she puts an email address on the site, huh? Maybe, at the very least, our friend JE Skeets could write one of his wonderful dialogues, except instead of Kobe and Pargo slow-dancing, it could be us and Erin Barry slow dancing. Or it could be Erin Barry trying to kiss us, and we’re all like, “nah, let’s just hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.” Then she asks us to marry her and we’re all like “wow, you’re neat.”