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George Shinn is a dick

by The Cavalier on January 26, 2006 · 4 comments

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Hey, is that a crossword puzzle?With the N.O. arena looking like it might be usable next year, Hornets coach Byron Scott was forced to execute maneuver B-745.9 in George Shinn’s plan to make sure the Hornets stay in Oklahoma City. He came out yesterday and said he flat-out doesn’t want to go back to Louisiana.

“I would love to stay here and play in Oklahoma City next year. I think our guys are at home here. I think the fans have been unbelievable. Out of our 12 home wins, I think the fans out there have won half of them. So, I would prefer to stay here next year.”

Next, look for rookie Chris Paul to start wearing his new Shinn-approved “New Orleans smells” ballcap to go with his “I went to the French Quarter and all I got was this lousy herpes” t-shirt.

That said, they should probably stay in the OKC – we can tell you for a fact that stuff about getting herpes in the French Quarter is true. Um, cause of a friend. They got it there. A friend did. Not us.

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1 Sam January 26, 2006 at 3:35 pm

Just because they had a hurricane doesn’t make them any less of a terrible spors town. No one goes to their games so they probably would have ended up having to move anyway.

2 Herpes Girl April 12, 2006 at 4:32 pm

I hate their games. It’s so boring to watch them.

3 Herpes medication or cure better than valtrex August 27, 2008 at 2:48 am

Have other people used this stuff? I\’m wondering if it\’s better than Valtrex.

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