Sorry about everything, KobeExcuse our language, but what the hell is going on right now?
We didn’t watch this game, despite having plenty of time to. Saw the headline this morning and we’re actually visibly shaking.
Our love affair with hating Kobe Bryant is officially over as of this morning, washed away like ridiculous allegations from some young slut from Colorado.
Washed away like so many silly jabs and pokes from the Big Getting Old.
Washed away like people washing their cars and saying, “man that Kobe Bryant can’t wash a car as good as me.”
Washed away like a bunch of other stuff that we can’t think of at the moment.
Kobe Bryant has done the impossible – he’s made us happy for him, and he’s made us want to root for him.
Kobe Bryant is officially a legend.