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Kyle Korver hates his bobblehead

by The Cavalier on January 18, 2006 · 6 comments

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The long-awaited Kyle Korver bobblehead is being given out at tonight’s game against the Nets in Philadelphia. While literally tens of people have declared it “magical”, the Sixers long-range shooting guy doesn’t particularly care for it.

“I think it’s terrible,” Korver said.

“I don’t like the hair at all,” he said. “Why can’t they have fake hair and some real socks? It’s all in good fun, and hopefully people will get a laugh out of it.”

We have to agree with him, that’s just about the ugliest bobblehead we’ve ever seen. Why’s it so tan, first of all? This isn’t a Larry Brown bobblehead. Also, why is it’s mouth open, like it’s going “eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehhhhhhhhhhheeh…”?

If you’re really into Kyle Korver bobbleheads, get your ass over to NBA.com, where you can bid on an autographed one. It’s already up to $159 as of this post, which elicits an “eeehhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeehhhhh?” from us.

{ 6 comments }

1 roger January 18, 2006 at 9:31 am

Is this what Locks of Love is doing with its hair these days? Mouth notwithstanding, don’t you think it looks better than Korver in real life? I always thought he had that Pearlman/feline/”Beast” quality to him. Or Simba from the Lion King. Definitely muted in this piece.

2 The Cavalier January 18, 2006 at 9:41 am

KK = greasy

3 the sockk January 18, 2006 at 5:39 pm

Mouth hanging open + overly tan + vapid stare = gay porn actor bobblehead.

4 mary kay January 21, 2006 at 7:25 pm

omg i dont really like the bobble head either. still luv u kyle- but not ur bobble. it makes him look asian!!!! and wat about the socks!!! they r supposed 2 be high!!!! well, anyway i omg i dont really like the bobble head either. still luv u kyle- but not ur bobble. it makes him look asian!!!! and wat about the socks!!! they r supposed 2 be high!!!! well, anyway i

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