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LeBron James and his mom are really making things awkward for us

by The Cavalier on January 22, 2006 · 11 comments

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Nothing to see hereIt’s Sunday, but we can’t put this off until tomorrow. We didn’t even notice it until about 3 minutes were left in the first quarter of the Cavaliers’ victory over the Jazz last night.

Maybe we weren’t paying close enough attention. More likely, our subconscious was fighting us on accepting what was happening. No, we’re not talking about LeBron putting up a casual and easy 51 points. If you’ve read this blog for any length of time, you know exactly what we’re talking about.

Look, Utah is a cold place, okay? It’s not warm. The temperature in Utah is less than a lot of other places. If you were in like, Oakland, and then flew to Utah, you’d notice right away that it was pretty chilly in comparison. Y’know, maybe you would do something to alleviate that. Maybe we would, too. You really – you really – yeah…you really just can’t say fairly until it happens to you.

Let’s move on to family issues.

“She starts weaving in and out of traffic and passing people on the right,” he said.

The officers said [Gloria] James smelled of alcohol and she appeared to be disoriented, Edwards said. She struggled with police as they attempted to put handcuffs on her. They put her in the back seat of the housing authority car and she kicked out a window, Edwards said.

Now, this happens to everyone sometimes, doesn’t it? And it happens to moms all the time, too. Not just the DWI, but the window-kicking, as well. We can’t even tell you how many police car windows we’ve kicked out. Actually we can, and it’s three. As for mugshots, wouldn’t it be nice if we could all looked so casual and relaxed in ours? That’s to be commended.

Looks like we picked the wrong day to start polyphasic sleeping.

{ 11 comments }

1 Pete January 22, 2006 at 12:20 pm

She should try the Vin Baker solution and switch to listerine. Then the cop will just comment on her minty-fresh breath

2 Pete January 22, 2006 at 12:22 pm

She should try the Vin Baker solution and switch to Listerine. Then the cop will just comment on her minty-fresh breath and gutsy driving.

3 roger January 23, 2006 at 9:45 am

Yah, the tights, not a fan. Bron looked great though. Maybe Gloria was celebrating the relative ease with which he scored 51.

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