The Cavs got a good one and beat the Hawks on the road last night. LeBron put in what seems this week like a pedestrian 38 points, but was bothered by some ATL fans using lasers to distract Cleveland during free throws.
“Those things can damage your eyes something bad,” James said. “I was standing at the foul line in the fourth quarter when the ref noticed a red dot near my forehead. That’s pretty serious.”
Authorities were unable to find the fan or the laser device, which is absolutely baffling. We know a little bit about two things, and one of those things is lasers.
After looking over the blueprints for Phillips Arena and a few photos, we found the lasers. Frankly, they’re pretty hard to miss. We smell some home cooking from these “authorities”.
Regardless, the Cavs managed their third win in a row. As for the other thing we know a little bit about? That thing is nothing. We’re all about lasers. Lasers and ninjas. And fighting. And being super-tough. And manicures.
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