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Maurice Taylor doesn’t know who Ludacris is

by The Cavalier on January 31, 2006 · 3 comments

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As if the Knicks don’t have enough problems, they got hammered last night by the Hawks. Following the degrading loss to a team with only 12 wins on the year, Larry Brown accused the team of quitting in the second half.

Not all of his awesome players agree with that.

“We didn’t compete at all as far as trying to win the game,” said Stephon Marbury…

Maurice Taylor was stunned at Brown’s quitting assertion.

“Throwing in the towel, that’s ludicrous,” Taylor said. “It’s a bad game granted. It’s too bad of a conference to do that. We have [39] games to go. No reason for us to quit.”

“Throwing a towel” is a phrase. “Ludacris” is a rapper/actor. Maybe Maurice isn’t so far off base if you read this MTV headline, however.

Thank god Donyell Marshall wasn’t at the game. Maurice might have been so distracted the Knicks could’ve lost by 190 instead of 19. At least they get a break when Kobe Bryant arrives on the biggest stage in pro basketball tonight.

{ 3 comments }

1 Henrik January 31, 2006 at 12:34 pm

ludicrous

Main Entry: lu·di·crous
Pronunciation: ‘lü-d&-kr&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin ludicrus, from ludus play, sport; perhaps akin to Greek loidoros abusive
1 : amusing or laughable through obvious absurdity, incongruity, exaggeration, or eccentricity
2 : meriting derisive laughter or scorn as absurdly inept, false, or foolish
synonym see LAUGHABLE
- lu·di·crous·ly adverb
- lu·di·crous·ness noun

2 The Letter J January 31, 2006 at 7:08 pm

Like we’re going to take your definition of ludicrous seriously, Henry. You didn’t even spell your name right. It’s not with a -ik, it’s with a -y.

Spell check! Gosh!!!

3 Henrik February 1, 2006 at 3:10 am

That’s just ludicrous!

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