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Sonics legend Nate McMillan returned to Seattle last night as the coach of the Trailblazers for the first time and managed to come away with a victory over his former team.

It was somewhat of a mystery how the city would react to him, being that he played there his entire career, became their head coach, then bolted to division/regional rival Portland this past summer. Whatever was going to happen, Nate was ready.

“I would be lying if I said that it [wasn’t] special,” McMillan said. “Any time that a player or a coach leaves an organization, you come back and you want to win. … These guys came out and did what we asked them. They were pumped for me and I thought the guys were really playing this game for me.

He got a nice standing ovation and a five minute tribute video, which included footage from a home sex tape made late last year. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Let’s try that again.

He got a nice standing ovation and a five minute tribute video, which included footage from a home sex tape made late last year. Damn it, we didn’t mean to type that. Hang on…

He got a nice standing ovation and a five minute tribute video, which included footage from a home sex tape made late last year. Crap!

He got a nice standing ovation and a five minute tribute video, which included footage from a home sex tape made late last year. Look, there was no sex tape, except for a home sex tape made late last year.

Sorry.