Shaq and his bazookaAs the Heat prepare to travel out on a long road trip, Shaq is finally revealing the mysterious contents of his suitcase. While one could assume there would be things like suits and an iPod, who would have guessed The Big Traveller would be taking a loaded bazooka to basketball games?
“We’ve got seven games, so that’s seven suits,” he said. “We might have a couple days in between games, so I’ll bring a couple jeans and then a sweat suit. Nine undershirts, nine pairs of underwear, deodorant, computer, iPod. That’s it.”
A bazooka! That’s amazing – how does he even get it on the plane? We guess this is one of those times you just have to shrug and say, “this is one of those ways that being a large celebrity pays off.” This is also a great time to admit we don’t know how to read.
A bazooka! As Vin Diesel would say, “that’s outrageous!”
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