YAYsports! NBA

One post is just leading into the next today. Last time we mentioned the Cool Club we were in with Kobe Bryant. That kind of slipped out. It’s not something we advertise around the internet, but it’s a secret club we have here at YAYsports! HQ. It’s officially called, as you can note above, “The YAYsports! NBA NBA Cool Club”. It’s always us and 5 other members, who are switched out periodically depending on what’s going on in the league. After the jump, learn who’s in it currently, why they’re in it, and what’s going on at our next meeting:

Owner: The Cavalier (general awesomeness)

President: LeBron James (for beating that rat bastard Carlos Boozer to the tune of 51 points Saturday)

VP: Kobe Bryant (for 81)

Secretary: Allen Iverson (for his excellent time-management skills)

Treasurer: Stephen A. Smith (for writing a column yesterday about why it might be time to trade AI. This is purely to cause a rousing conflict while AI reads the minutes from the last meeting.)

Woman-at-Arms: Stacey Keibler (for keeping us glued to Dancing With the Stars, despite all signs saying we would never in a zillion years watch Dancing With the Stars. Take a few minutes to flip over for when it’s her turn to go. It’s like…it’s like so cool. Also because we want to be like ABC, whose pregame panel of experts consisted of Peter Vescey, Chad Johnson, and Method Man. We guess this wasn’t just a Christmas miracle strategy.)

That’s the current roster - the meetings are always a blast, too. For example, this week Kobe, LeBron, and AI are going to play golf on one of those indoor computerized courses, Stephen A is going to meditate, and we’re going to make-out with and then have sex with Stacy Keibler.

You may be wondering why this took so long to reveal after our slip-up before. The answer is simple - looking for pictures of Stacey Keibler is time consuming. (Image is Not Safe For Work, and you’re welcome.)

One more thing you may wonder is why this little club is called the Cool Club, which could be construed as “cheesy”, “weird”, or “really super gay”. Well, the answer to that is we’re cool and if you don’t get it then you’re not in the Cool Club this time. Duh.