The magic is over EXPLOSIONS 01.04.06

SuperSonicSoul says goodbye to Magic Bob Weiss, the most magical ex-Sonics head coach on Earth.

Max Veeber puts up 20/16 to lead the Sixers over his old team.

TrueHoop is going to find out who William Wesley is, even though this mystery was solved awhile ago.

The Lakers lose their fifth in a row, likely fueling Kobe Bryant’s anger. This will happen all year, LA fans, causing you to finish 41-41. We’re calling it.

Blog-a-Bull is fueling Paul Pierce to the Bulls trade theories.

Carnival of the NBA 22 is up over at Celtics 17. We totally forgot to submit something.

Some lady over in some other country married a dolphin.

In the most unsurprising revelation of all time, NBA players cheat on their wives. Show us one that doesn’t – that’d be some serious news.

It’s up to Brevin Knight whether he gets traded to a happier, winninger home. Are you listening, Cleveland?

Grant Hill didn’t tell his wife he was thinking of retiring and she was all like “whaaaat?”

We lent a hand to JE Skeets’ latest masterpiece.

Hey Milwaukee – the Cavaliers intend to kick your ass tonight. We’ll be watching, and when they do, we’ll be like “Yeah! This is great! This is so fun to watch! Wow! What a delightful experience!”