We already explained what’s going to happen with the Celtics as a result of the big trade, so now let’s take a look at the Timberwolves.
To get that Minnesota perspective, let’s go right to Minnesota, and the First Lady of YAYsports!, who also happens to be the YAYsports! Best Person of the Year Who is the Person Who We Like This Year the Best, the lovely Sonia G. She sent us this analysis.
I think we should have included McHale in the trade instead of giving up yet another first round draft pick. Davis and Blount better be fucking awesome and take us to the playoffs. It seems like a short term fix that reaks of desperation and is going to leave us fucked in the end.
Sounds about right to us. In fact, we looked up “lateral move” in the dictionary and it took us to that picture above.
Minnesota fans will rejoice as the collective energy of KG and Ricky Davis cause actual explosions out of thin air inside the Target Center. This will be followed by everyone’s head exploding when Ricky tries to toss himself a between the legs alley-oop from behind the hoop with the game on the line. End result? About a .500 record.
Look! It’s Mark Blount shooting his hooks!
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