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All-Star 1-on-1: Dirk Nowitski (7) vs Paul Pierce (10)

by The Cavalier on February 3, 2006 · 12 comments

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As of this posting, Gilbert Arenas won the game yesterday’s first round matchup over Vince Carter by getting 61% of the vote. Personally, we voted for Vince. As one of our commenters said:

This is the perfect event for Vince:

No big men on the court => he wouldn’t be afraid to drive the lane.
No coach => he can jack up fadeaway 25-footers with impunity.
Everyone would be watching => he would try his hardest.

Carter 7, Arenas 4

It’s hard to argue with any of that, but majority rules and Gilbert moves on. Today’s game pits the German love bandit vs the sometimes disgruntled Irish idol. Another good game that proves this would be the greatest thing ever.

Who beats who in this 1-on-1 battle?
(7) Dirk Nowitski
(10) Paul Pierce
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See the updated tourney bracket here.

{ 12 comments }

1 the sockk February 3, 2006 at 8:42 am

Gilbert won because nearly everyone hates Vince.

2 The Cavalier February 3, 2006 at 10:50 am

I agree, but I hate Vince too, and I voted for Tracy McGrady.

3 Webster's Dictionary February 3, 2006 at 12:35 pm

Spell Dirk’s nam right you douche

4 The Letter J February 3, 2006 at 2:27 pm

This one ends abruptly when Dirk tells Paul to, “Pull my finger, biyitch.”

Paul falls for it and the 7-foot German breaks a nasty air biscuit before Paul can close his mouth.

After losing Paul picks up the back of Dirk’s shorts that got blown off and shows them to the crowd igniting an awkwardly silent-ish standing ovation where fans are trying to clap while pulling the collar of their shirts over their noses.

5 MattB February 3, 2006 at 2:35 pm

Hmmm…Greatest one-on-one player in the game or the hippie?

Maybe if Nash rode on his back, but PP wins.

6 Jared February 3, 2006 at 7:22 pm

Dirk’s too slow, Paul is too strong, quick, and driven by the chance to win for a change.

7 The Cavalier February 3, 2006 at 7:35 pm

I did spell it right – everyone else spells it worng.

8 Ben Affleck February 3, 2006 at 7:37 pm

300 to 70 for Paul

I smell Celtics fans

9 flannel February 3, 2006 at 8:00 pm

dirk is euro. those euros believe in that team shit. pierce would destroy the slow man.

10 dave February 3, 2006 at 9:22 pm

Matt Bonner is irish, so he wins

11 Miles November 22, 2006 at 2:34 am

A foul morn may turn to a fair day… Miles

12 Miles November 22, 2006 at 2:35 am

A foul morn may turn to a fair day… Miles

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