Ben Gordon is on myspace
Published by The Cavalier February 27th, 2006 in Chicago Bulls, Internet, myspace
According to the Chicago Sun Times, this Ben Gordon myspace profile is the real deal.
So far, Ben has 1979 friends, and they all look like nice people. One of these friends is Indiana’s Sarunas Jasikevicius, who leaves this message.
2/26/2006 10:03 PM
Hows it going Ben I had a great time with you guys at the rookie challenge and take care in Chicago and tell Darius I said whats up.
Sarunas
Ben also lists his AOL instant message name as “bg4307″ and invites you to talk to him. Kirk Hinrich is listed as one of Ben’s friends, but not in the top 8.
One of Sarunas’s friends is Lakers guard Von Wafer, whose myspace page will blind you.
We’re going to end up doing this all day - Andreas Nocioni has one, too. He says he’d like to meet Chris Duhon. That shouldn’t be too tough. One of Andreas’s top friends is a fake Andreas Nocioni, who says:
About me:
My name is Andres Nocioni, I look like a werewolf and I play forward for the Chicago Bulls. Everybody says I play so hard always diving for loose balls and whatnot because I have so much hustle, but it’s really because I’m insane. I have extraordiarily red hair. I bite people from time to time. I even bit Coach Skiles once but he didn’t mind and said he liked my effort. I start at small forward even though Luol Deng is better than me. He knows this, and eveytime he tells me I bite him but then he chases me with his spear and threatens to slash me.
Enough already. Looks like the entire NBA and a horde of fake NBAers are on myspace. Kirk Hinrich is friends with two fake Kirk’s.
Our favorite profile we found this morning is this one for “sandwich”, though. He lists his occupation as “mothafuckin’ lunch” and has friends named Roast Beef, Smoked Turkey Breast, and Hank, who’s a hot dog. We’ve never really understood what myspace was all about until finding this last one. Now we totally get it. We’re signing up immediately.
11 Responses to “Ben Gordon is on myspace”
- 1 Trackback on Feb 28th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
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anyone else notice that sarunas is in a relationship? But he only has one comment… werd
I’m going to be his friend and leave him comments every day.
Hey Ben Gordan. I wanted to search for your email address, because I’m a real big big big fan of you and the Bulls. I wish you a great Happy Birthday, and give you and the rest of the Bulls good luck of making to the playoffs. So write me back, ok.
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Yu can contact hi at his official site and leave him a message or even post questions which may appear answered by him online
bye
Ben, I am a huge fan of u and all of the bulls. You are my idol. Plz write back