David Stern and the Quest for the Golden EXPLODING DEVICES 02.03.06

We picked two random playersEssential reading for any kid about to enter college - what to do if you accidentally see your roommate’s penis.

CelticsBlog scored a nice interview with Bill Simmons.

This dude at Subnixus is giving away a trip to Vegas to a blogger that links to him like we just did.

Destiny’s Child will reunite to perform for the last time together at the All-Star Game. Haven’t they broken up and gotten back together like 50 times in the past 3 years?

The Ohio LeBlog has chosen a new nickname for LeBron, calling him…you have to go see for yourself.

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS! GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!!

Kendra Davis throws coffee at people when she’s not busy yelling at balding fans.

The Fabulous Sports Blog is going all Brokeback Mountain on LeBron James.

So according to this thing, YAYsports! is worth about $62,000. Considering the start-up costs were over $332,000,000, our panda boss in a lot of trouble.

Is the 2003 draft class going to end up as one of the best ever?

Big thanks to Give Me the Rock for rubbing it in and calling us “normally verbose”, which is much better than the far more commonly used “dumb”.

One thing we’re better than LeBron at: reading.

Here’s the official list of All-Star starters. How Sebastian Telfair made it is a mystery.

Speaking of that little guy, he’s frustrated and doesn’t know who he is anymore.

If you’re a Back to the Future fan like us, you really need to go watch this immediately.

Speaking of which, a couple quotes from Cuttino Mobley after the Clips and Magic played the other night:

“We get caught up playing around and beating each other up a little bit,” said Mobley, who scored 16 points.

“We know each other’s plays and moves.”

We’re pretty sure putting our logo on that is going to get us in trouble one day, but it’s Friday. Surely we don’t care on a Friday.