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George Karl craves Ruben Patterson

by The Cavalier on February 23, 2006 · 5 comments

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One hour to go until the deadline, and unless there’s a last minute blockbuster, we’re looking at “the Earl Watson deal” as the big move made before the trade deadline.

It’s a three-way (Portland/Seattle/Denver) deal, and the only people that matter in it are Earl Watson to the Sonics and Ruben Patterson/Reggie Evans to the Nuggets.

Denver wants Evans to solidify its injury-plagued frontcourt rotation, with Kenyon Martin, Marcus Camby and Eduardo Najera all in and out of the lineup and Nene lost for the season on opening night to a knee tear. Nuggets coach George Karl, meanwhile, has been pushing hard for Patterson, overlooking the eight-year veteran’s stormy history in Portland because he craves Patterson’s perimeter defense.

It’s too bad George couldn’t find a way to satisfy that craving without actually having to trade for Ruben Patterson, who is a little crazy and enjoys exposing himself, which we read about on the back of his basketball card. The real winner here is Luke Ridnour, who gets a chance to relax on the bench behind Watson, rather than having to play so much every night.

We said it yesterday and it worked, so we’ll say it again today – we want more trades NOW. This is not good enough by far.

To be satisfied, we need either another disasterous move by the Knicks or three mid-sized trades involving second-teir teams looking to make a playoff push.

Or anything involving Stromile Swift. For some reason seeing Stro traded is all we can think about. It’s been eating at us for like 54 hours now.

{ 5 comments }

1 The Red Sock February 23, 2006 at 2:46 pm

Dude, you’re supposed to be a big name in the basketball world. Can’t you stir up a better deal than this?

2 The Cavalier February 23, 2006 at 3:14 pm

I got it in at 3:01 and they said too late.

3 The Red Sock February 23, 2006 at 4:05 pm

Damn NBA and their rules. They are such sticklers.

4 Brandon Dean Price February 23, 2006 at 9:17 pm

wait weren’t you supposed to be fired yesterday anyway?

5 The Cavalier February 23, 2006 at 10:32 pm

Yeah I don’t know what’s up with that.

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