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KG had his 413th moment of frustration last night and lobbed a ball into the stands, accidentally hitting a fan.

The dude who the ball grazed wanted to be wheeled off on a stretcher. If this had been an away game, we can see this. Maybe. This happened in the Target Center, however.

Kevin Zenk of St. Paul, who was sitting behind the fan who was hit, said the ball didn’t appear to have much velocity on it. “It wasn’t real hard,” Zenk said Asked how he felt the fan reacted, Zenk said: “Overreacted. … You know, I kind of figured the Oscars were next week, but I don’t know if the nominations are all in. He played it up.”

“It was just a toss, man,” he said. “I’m an athlete, so it’s going to have something on it. But I just tossed it, man. I didn’t even really look at where I tossed it, I was so … damned mad.”

He should be - that dude calls himself a fan? Look, man-who-refuses-to-give-out-his-name, if you’re mad at your team, you do things like write fake movie script pages making them feel bad for not trying. You don’t go around pretending your All-World good guy player was trying to take your head off.

If this tool tries to sue Kevin Garnett or the Timberwolves, we’ll make it our mission for at least a post and a half to mericlessly make fun of him. Then, because of our ADD, we’ll probably quit and go work at Ralphs, so we can meet Ben Howland. Who the hell is Ben Howland?