Our good friend (who we’ve never met) Brian Windhorst did a little moonlighting over the weekend for ESPN, and the topic was one near and dear to us – a little team called the Cleveland Cavaliers.
The article goes into great depth about the lengths the team, led by the guiding hand of owner Dan Gilbert (our other good friend who we’ve never met), has gone to in order to make sure LeBron stays in Cleveland forever. (That means the Knicks will never have him. Never. Is that clear?)
Upgraded facilities, amenities, a strong team both on and off the court – it’s all part of the plan that’s been in place since day 1, and it’s working. It’s well worth the read, especially for this last quote.
“Whatever great reaction you saw with the awesome Jerome Bettis winning his last game as a pro in the Super Bowl in his hometown Detroit will be multiplied a thousand times the day LeBron James holds the Larry O’Brien Trophy over his head in the parade in downtown Cleveland,” Gilbert said. “I can’t tell you when, exactly, but I can tell you something that all of us, including LeBron, know: That day is coming.”
We actually get a little choked up reading that, and unless you’re from Cleveland you probably don’t get why, so screw you, you jerks. You’ll never be our friend, and we’ll never meet you.
The great thing about this is all the purging we did in this post. We have no great friends that we’ve actually met. You see, when we actually meet people, it never goes well. It’s why we cry a lot and our best friends are going to be these action figures of The LeBrons, available from Upper Deck at exactly 9:23am on Wednesday.
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what the hell happens when you get “chocked” up?
Yeah, did you mean you get “chalked up” like a gymnast? If so that is kind of strange, but more power to you for having the courage to admit it.
Oh I meant to say “get a little murderous”. Let me fix that.
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