Mad Libs: The State of the Union Address

Mamba loves the USA[While we normally wouldn't cover such topics, we'd feel a little bad if we didn't mention this excerpt from last night's State of the Union Address.]

“We’ll be deliberate, yet time is not ______. I will not wait on ______, while ______ gather. I will not stand ______, as peril draws ______. The United States of America will not permit the world’s most dangerous ______ to ______ us with the world’s most ______ weapons. (______.)

Our war on ______ is well ______, but it is only ______. This ______ may not be ______ on our ______ — yet it must be and it will be ______ on our ______.

We can’t stop ______. If we stop ______ — leaving ______ camps intact and ______ states un______ — our sense of ______ would be false and ______. History has called ______ and our allies ______, and it is both our responsibility and our ______ to fight ______ fight. (______.)

Our first ______ must always be the security of our ______, and that will be reflected in the ______ I send to ______. My ______ supports three great ______: We will win ______; we’ll protect our home______; and we will revive our ______.”

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“We’ll be deliberate, yet time is not Back to the Future. I will not wait on Stephon Marbury, while losses gather. I will not stand hamburgers, as peril draws pictures of hamburgers. The United States of America will not permit the world’s most dangerous travellers to double dribble us with the world’s most ass-backwards weapons. (Coughing.)

Our war on bad hands is well fed, but it is only Kwame Brown. This Kwame Brown may not be good on our eyes — yet it must be and it will be getting worse on our eyes.

We can’t stop Kobe. If we stop Kobe — leaving big man camps intact and all the states unguarded — our sense of hamburgers would be false and also false. History has called my mom and our allies moms, and it is both our responsibility and our curse to fight fight fight. (Fighting.)

Our first goal must always be the security of our virginity, and that will be reflected in the nasty letter I send to my ex-girlfriend. My therapist supports three great things: We will win hamburgers; we’ll protect our home court; and we will revive our business plan for Taco Bell EXXXTREME.”