While a lot of people are either excited for tonight’s Mavs-Spurs battle, others are dreading having to watching the Cavaliers again.
As for us, we’re on the road, driving to Utah to introduce our girlfriend to Masha Kirilenko, who lets her husband have sex with groupies.
“So this is the arrangement that Andrei and I have,” she said, adding, in the spirit of openness, that she does not have a reciprocal agreement with her husband. “If I know about it, it’s not cheating.”
Kirilenko, according to the magazine story written by Salt Lake City freelance writer Chad Nielsen, has no plans to exercise his “allowance.”
“Of course it was a surprise,” Kirilenko said. “I’m not planning to do anything. But she said, ‘If you want to do it, you can do it.’ “
Yeah, he may say that, but when your website has an entire photo gallery dedicated to “Social Life”, one must wonder how truthful he’s being. Of course, why would he need to lie when she says he can go nail make love to anyone he wants?
By the way, our girlfriend thinks we’re going to the all-new Disney World Utah. How funny is it gonna be when we get there and instead we’re like, “here, this is the ex-Russian pop star who’s going to explain why it’s okay for me to go have sex with everyone one other girl per 12 hour period year.”
[Deadspin had this up this morning, and thanks to reader Matt for the email, as well.]
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You know that every groupie on the NBA circuit is going to try to be the ONE that Drago nails….
being in utah and all, i guess those wierdos are down with polygamy.
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