Damon Jones likes girls

Cavaliers guard Damon Jones has been questioned by police regarding an incident where someone says he did something that he may or may not have done.

That something is sexual assault. Jones says he didn’t do it and won’t be talking about it further. Police are investigating, blah blah blah, etc, etc.

We got this email from another blogger who shall remain nameless a couple hours ago.

Damon Jones involved in a sex scandal and no word from yaysports?

I want a photoshop extravaganza! What will this do to his mega endoresments overseas? Does this mean he’s had sex? How can you work boobs into the post?

These questions need to be answered.

What are we, your little whore? Is that what this is all about?

You read a story or something, it’s just not funny enough on its own, so you say, “Oh, after I’m done masturbating I’ll just email The Cavalier and demand jokes incorporating Photoshop!” Nice. Reeeal nice.

Let’s run through our morning’s schedule, okay? Every single morning (M-F), this is what we’re doing:

3:30am – wake up, do 4,000 pushups.
3:37am – sprint 3 miles.
3:48am – drink protein/energy drink
3:50am-7:28am – roam the streets fighting crime
7:29am – do 6 more pushups.
7:30am – begin blogging

So look – if we can’t get your precious little jokes up fast enough, you can just go…wait…until we can, or something like that. (Please stay.)

(btw we always thought that thing Damon does after he hits a three was about the three. Apparently not. Oh, and be sure to take note of our hyperactive use of our new Indiana Jones font!)