Eva Longoria is annoying

We’ve gone on before about how Eva Longoria just loves being Tony Parker’s boyfriend, but she’s really reached a whole new level of irritation in a new interview with Allure magazine.

We got this off the net btw – our issue of Allure hasn’t arrived yet.

“He’s very sweet,” she says of her French-born boyfriend. “I’m the experienced one. I’m the teacher, especially about love. He’s always telling me he’s never met anyone who loves the way I do — wholly and freely and unconditionally.”

She also clears up speculation that they will soon walk down the aisle: “No, no, no. But we know exactly what we want in our future.”

“Our children will speak French,” she adds.

She adds? Who adds that to the end of a sentence? It’s like this friend we have who feels a need to blurt out how much each piece of clothing he’s wearing costs out of nowhere. You’re like watching a game or something, and all of a sudden you hear this “these pants cost $500.” Huh?

That’s not even the worst part – Eva goes on to reveal that Tony has only been with one other person in his life. She very clevely hides the fact that the person was Manu Ginobli, but either way, it’s not really her place to put that out there, if you ask us.