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Lakers vs Kings is the same but different

by The Cavalier on March 14, 2006 · 16 comments

mike bibby 1.jpgIn about four hours, the Lakers and Kings are getting it on in Sacramento.

Two months ago, if someone had told you this is a huge game, you’d have said, “I tend not to agree with that statement. Perhaps by amending the teams to two different ones, but the statement as it stand is simply not valid.”

Today it’s a different story. The Lakers are in the 7 spot, the Kings are a slim half game back in 8th. Not only that, but Ron Artest has thrown down the gauntlet and says he’s shutting down Kobe tonight.

Not only that, but the dance teams are facing off in that NBA.com thing today.

A lot to take in, huh? For us, too – it’s a bit overwhelming, and when we get overwhelmed there’s nothing we like more than to kick back and have a smoke. What brand of fine tobacco product do we smoke? Why, none other than Mike Bibby Brand cigarettes, thanks for asking. They’re refreshing, and clog your lungs at a 45% faster rate than any other smoke.

Should be a good game for at least 6 minutes or so – check out Forum Blue and Gold’s detailed preview, then head over for SacTown Royalty’s understated yet effective one.

[ed. note: We have no idea what just happened here. We've sent someone over to check on him.]

{ 16 comments }

1 Brandon Dean Price March 14, 2006 at 7:11 pm

I f’ing love the kings

Vote for me

2 Jeremy March 14, 2006 at 7:46 pm

I’ll vote for you!

3 zack k March 14, 2006 at 9:01 pm

hey cavalier… my mavs without 4 of their top players are takin your cavs down tonight

4 zack k March 14, 2006 at 9:16 pm

im taking that back now

5 zack k March 14, 2006 at 11:12 pm

im taking back the taking back…. WHAT A 3rd QUARTER! man that was fun… for a mavs fan at least… thats the kind of stuff that will make lebron jet outta cle at the end of the season

6 The Cavalier March 14, 2006 at 11:18 pm

He’s not going anywhere dude. I know nobody wants to admit it, but he likes Cleveland. He effing grew up there and has everyone he knows there. He’s a lifelong Cavs fan.

Besides, where’s he going to go? Nobody can pay him more, and the Cavs can offer a max extention this summer. The only way he goes is by pulling a Vince Carter.

7 The Tarheel March 14, 2006 at 11:20 pm

And by Vince Carter, don’t you mean your favorite player, as noted by today’s Pi post?

8 the sockk March 14, 2006 at 11:22 pm

How did they score 8?

9 zack k March 14, 2006 at 11:31 pm

they scored 8 cuz erick dampier decided he was going to be bill russell

and yah i know brons not goin anywhere… i was just trying to get you to reply… no love for the mavs comeback in your reply?

10 Brandon Dean Price March 15, 2006 at 4:07 am

See Cav, I told you fucking Texas sports fans are fucking obnoxious. How did he start writing about the mavs anyway? this was supposed to be about the kings. i fucking love the kings

I’ll crush Zack K in 1 on 1, the guy “loves” Dallas but somehow wound up in wichita or whatever

ps there were way too many margaritas available to me right now

11 zack k March 15, 2006 at 11:38 am

BDP, you couldnt handle me in 1 on 1… next time im out in LA lets ball… so plan on about 2 – 56 years..

as to landing in wichita… i had to move for a job… DFW to wichita…. downgrade? yep

12 The Cavalier March 15, 2006 at 1:00 pm

Should we schedule that big tourney for 2015 I was talking about then?

13 Jeremy March 15, 2006 at 1:37 pm

No, the tournament has to happen in the next year or so. Right now, I’m just plannin’. You know, like Nas. Plottin’ shit. Names on hollow tips. In a year, I’ll be like Shep in Above The Rim.

And then, it’s on.

I’ll probably end up playing more like Flip, but that’s neither here nor there. But next year. The tournament. Not 2015, because I’ll be… 37.

14 The Cavalier March 15, 2006 at 1:54 pm

What will BDP do at the one-on-one when I send some 75 year-old man to play for me and secretly tape the whole thing to put on here?

15 zack March 15, 2006 at 4:58 pm

please send the 75 year old man… as for a tourney… i think i missed that talk… whatsthat about and when is it…

16 Evan November 22, 2006 at 3:00 am

Honesty is the best policy… Evan

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