NBA Dance Teams have March Madness

In an attempt to cash in on some college basketball action, the NBA is holding a tournament of their own – the NBA.com Big Dance Bracket, a cleverly disguised set of boob shots from around the league.

The bracket pairs up the various dance teams from around the league, with fans able to vote the winners on to the next round.

Our road to the Finals doesn’t tip off until April, but we’re not waiting to get in on the tournament action. We need your help to fill in our 29-team Big Dance Bracket — a single-elimination tournament to crown the fans’ favorite dance team.

They don’t spell it out explicitly, but we’re pretty sure you’re not supposed to vote based on talent and choreography. This is supported by the Miami ladies (who we’ve talked about before) whupping the Bobcats’ dancers by taking 91% of the vote in the first round.

All we know – if Golden State (who we’ve also covered) doesn’t win this in a close one over Miami, there’s something wrong.

We want to disclose something – The Tar Heel suggested something very similar to this about 3 weeks ago using real girls to represent various colleges, and we said it wasn’t possible, as the logistics involved in us taking pictures of 64 scantily clad girls with great racks would just be too time-consuming.

Now, you can call us gay or stupid or whatever you want for not wanting to do it, and you’re probably right, but the evidence shows we had sex with a girl once like 8 years ago. It didn’t even cost that much – like $20. She was homeless, which made it all the more exciting.