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Paul Pierce is getting drunk

by The Cavalier on March 10, 2006 · 8 comments

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Nobody can make love to a 26-35 team quite like those fans in Boston, and Bill Simmons has done it something fierce today.

If you’re into things like melodrama, referring to the Bucks as tonight’s victim, and elevating Paul Pierce to godhood, that piece is for you.

One the other hand, if you’re into special jerseys based on holidays, then go over to the NBA store and pick up one of the new St. Patrick’s Day Celtics jerseys. This is right off the Celtics’ website.

The Celtics will debut the jerseys on March 12th when the Denver Nuggets visit the TD Banknorth Garden. See exclusive pictures of Paul Pierce, Wally Szczerbiak and R&B sensation Chris Brown sporting the new jerseys!

Huh?

The italics are ours. The reason they’re there is to indicate that the words in italics don’t fit into the sentence and read oddly. We’ve done this because while we could make a joke of some sort to emphasize this point, simply having you read the text with the words slanted to the right is actually more effective.

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We’re not giving any clues except to say that we’re about to reach our full potential in terms of just how stupid we can be.

{ 8 comments }

1 alex March 10, 2006 at 4:50 pm

man you’re right about simmons, but boy is it fun for us boston fans to read those columns. also, i think you can trace paul pierce’s current outburst to your dismissal of him following his “victory” in the one-on-one tourney…so thanks! he clearly is just out to show you he really did deserve it.

2 The Cavalier March 10, 2006 at 4:57 pm

Yea if there was a Cleveland equivalent I’d be all into it I’m sure.

3 basketbawful March 10, 2006 at 5:26 pm

I don’t understand why there’s all this noise about a guy who’s scoring a lot and playing his heart out for a team that isn’t even close to contending for a title. You know, like that Kobe guy…

4 mary March 10, 2006 at 5:31 pm
5 zack March 10, 2006 at 5:40 pm

Hey Mary, was that second picture you posted right before he got stabbed?

6 mary March 10, 2006 at 6:24 pm

i think its this past summer at magic johnson’s midsummernight’s magic.. i got it from another website it said he took her as his date.. before they were engaged..

7 mary March 10, 2006 at 6:25 pm

i got it from another website and it said that this past summer he took her to magic’s midsummernight magic as his date before they were engaged..the pic is from there

8 The Big Picture March 10, 2006 at 6:37 pm

think the spurs will have special cinco de mayo jerseys? that shit would be tight!

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