The Suns and Spurs are going at it tonight, with Lil’ Steve Nash a game-time decision.
As you may or may not know, the reigning MVP sprained his ankle the other night, and since then has been hobbling around in confusion due to his long history of not having sprained ankles.
“I’m not very experienced at ankle sprains,” he said. “I don’t think it’s horrible.”
That’s the kind of honestly the NBA needs out of its players, y’know?
Someone like…hmmm…Carlos Boozer might tell you he’s fine and then not play for an entire year. Steve Nash? Says it like it is. He’s like, “Hey, buddy, look. Hey, buddy, look. Hey, buddy. Look. Look, buddy, hey. Hey buddy, look – hay. My ankle hurts.”
Time for a little contest. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever hurt? Better yet, whats the worst thing you’ve ever broken? We’ve got “face” and “little toe” on our list. If anyone can honestly answer “everything”, they win automatically.
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I break hearts and ankles.
No!!!! I picked up Barbosa for tonight
I break dance.
I broke my lung one time.
i break the 4th wall
Eggs.
For godssake, Stevie, be a man and tape an aspirin to it and get out there.
I’m still winning, because you jerks aren’t taking this very serious contest very seriously at all.
I brake for girls with basketballs on their head.
I broke my gunder once, or taint as some call it, and the region looked like lucky charms for 3 weeks.
I brake for pedestrians.
Nothing but hymens!!!! WHOOOOOOAA!!! HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND
i got in a fight one time at a pickup game and powerbombed this guy and dislocated his shoulder
“i got in a fight one time at a pickup game and powerbombed this guy and dislocated his shoulder”
No you didn’t. Quit lyin.
I broke my coccyx in a shower mishap.
Do you really write all 10 of the blogs on pajamas media?
creepy.
Huh? PJM is my ad company.
“i got in a fight one time at a pickup game and this guy powerbombed ME and dislocated MY shoulder.”
There you go Brandon I fixed it for you.
I got so angry at a ref’s call in a national carnival in Australia, that I punched a cardboard cutout of Australian basketball legend Andrew Gaze. Unfortunately, the cutout was attached to a brick wall and my hand didn’t take too nicely to it. Result? Cracked and dislocated bone, missed the rest of the tournament. Idiot!!
I don’t remember what my point was, or if there was one.
no more drunk comments
I broke my arm in half when I fell walking on top of the monkey bars. I fell between the bars and it got caught between the top of one of the bars and the side of them. Then I used my baseball glove as a splint and rode my bike home.
No, I just wanted to let anyone who plans on coming to the yaysports 1 on 1 battle know that I did that
“Yes, I just wanted to let anyone who plans on coming to the yaysports 1 on 1 battle know that some guy did that to me”
There you go Brandon, fixed it for you again. Don’t mention it.
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Short debts (accounts) make long friends… Paul
Short debts (accounts) make long friends… Paul
Short debts (accounts) make long friends… Paul
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